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You don’t trust just anyone to build your pancake*

Because without a pancake you are invisible


Let’s talk pancake problems.

There are three kinds of pancake eaters

  1. No pancake. You’re invisible. Syrup’s dripping into the void. Nothing to see, nothing to taste, nothing to click.
  2. Cold pancake. It’s there… technically. But it’s sad, stuck, and clearly hasn’t been flipped in years.
  3. Smart pancake. Hot, ready, and built to sell, support, and work while you sleep.

Meanwhile, your competitor’s pancake is out here serving customers like it’s brunch every day.


pancake situation